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SETTING : MY HOUSE, MY ROOM

SCENE : I GRAB A PIE OUT OF THE FRIDGE & GO INTO MY BEDROOM.
YEAH, I GRAB THE WHOLE PIE. BIG DEAL. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
I LIVE ALONE, & PLATES & BLOGS ARE FOR PUSSIES. LOL, NO.
BUT SERIOUSLY, I START CUTTING A PIECE TO EAT.

ENTER : KOE-D, MY BROTHER. BUSTS OPEN THE DOOR.
AS I FINISH CUTTING THE PIECE OF PIE, HE LOOKS DIRECTLY AT ME,
& SAYS DISAPPROVINGLY, WITH A CHASTENED LOOK ON HIS FACE :

"LAUREY ... DON'T EAT THE WHOLE PIE EXCEPT FOR THAT LITTLE PIECE."


TRUE STORY.