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Epic Fail: the Story of My Life |
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It really isn't that my miserable existence is one never-ending fail, its just that I never fail to embarass myself, rather, I fail at appearing like a normal, coordinated human being. emo Not like that makes me emo...at all...it just makes me hate the world. Oh wait, never mind.
For example, last week, on Friday, I tripped walking up the stairs. I made an ungainly recovery and I'm sure the two snickering girls behind me got a very pleasant view of my rear end. I do trip on the stairs a lot...my toe gets caught on the little tip on the top of the step that sticks out...as if that made sense. Last year, when I was a little sevie, and the only girl in our 7 person jazz band, a majority of the guys believed by the end of the year that I was a sadist and a homicidal maniac. Now where, I wonder, would they get that idea? ninja One of them ended the year thinking my name was Addison, which it is not. Imbecile. Also, I can never say my full first and last name right, which I can't really explain because I can't give out that kind of information on a website. But to be vague, I make the t's in my name sound like d's, and I just overall botch my first name. Idiotic, right? Can't even say my own name. So sometimes, I go by a shortened version of my first name, which all my friends call me by anyways, but sometimes, it throws off my teachers, and sometimes, I cannot remember what name I told who (or is it whom?). xp What else is wrong with me? Oh yeah, I had an inexplicable and totally idiotic crush on the freak who thought my name was Addison. Boy, did his confusion over my name ever make me feel special. Now he goes to high school, which I go to in the morning for Geometry, so I see him. I hope I don't stare. And and and! I see him at where I take guitar lessons, and carrying a heavy guitar sure adds to the possibility of making a fool out of myself. I'm poised. Fo sho. Straight up. -Orchdork83 whee
 orchdork83 · Wed Nov 12, 2008 @ 02:54am · 1 Comments |
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