N-ichigo-xX: [1:10] ok i wanted to talk razz
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:09] Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:10] img
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:10] ok
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] There was a phone call for you.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:10] ???
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:11] I GOING TO DIE!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:11] You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:12] whats this have to do with me dieing
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:12] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:12] wow
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:12] You are magnetic in your bearing.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:12] o your creaping me out
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:12] You will step on the night soil of many countries.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:13] ok im going to die on a nother country!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:13] You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:14] i wish
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:13] You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:14] ok what did i ever do to you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:14] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:15] ok did you read mymind i ssaw him yesterday
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:15] Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:16] IM DIEING!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:16] You will triumph over your enemy.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:16] WHEN
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:16] You will be surprised by a loud noise.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:16] where
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:16] You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:17] im not born yet?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] Excellent day to have a rotten day.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:17] LOL
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:18] QUIT LIVING MY LIFE WOMAN!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:18] Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:19] AGAIN QUIT LIVING MY LIFE WOMAN
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:19] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:19] ok ichange my mine i dont wana die
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:19] You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:20] o
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:20] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?
N-ichigo-xX: [1:21] nether
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:20] You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:23] yeah im going to JABizTownthat means im getting responsility.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:24] Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:25] duh
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:25] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:26] SWEET!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:25] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:26] u are saying te same things
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:27] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:28] ok?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:29] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
N-ichigo-xX: [1:29] i dont want to die
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:29] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:30] ok
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:30] ok thanks
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] Snow Day -- stay home.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:30] ok
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:31] ok bye
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:31] ok
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:31] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
N-ichigo-xX: [1:32] never mind im not gay!!!! good day to u sir
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:32] You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
 SolarFlare1452 · Sun Jan 18, 2009 @ 06:34am · 1 Comments |
