You Might Be In Marching Band if...
1. You understand that "superstar" is NOT the movie
2. You play with flags to tick off your section leader twisted
3. You kick anybody that says "This one time at band camp" if they havn't been thare
4. You know how to respond when someone yells "WHAT TIME IS IT!?"
5. You know that lifting your knees to your boobs is NOT marching
6. You give your chicken a hand job rofl
7. You count in 6s or 8s everytime you listen to music
8. You have an undenying loathing towards Dr. Beat
9. If kayaks on podiums seem normal
10. You can stand in the middle of 200 trumpets and not go deaf
11. You can listen to the highest not on a flute and keep your sanity xp
12. You can fall asleep with 40 people around you and the bus going 60 mph
13. You can mark time in Spanish
14. You play the "Color Game" on the bus
15. You choose to play D&D over poker
16. You take your uniform completely off outside the bus
17. You think "Mark time, move, and" means "Time to die" scream
18. You know what the "Flag Corps Hit Point System" is and try to avoid it
19. Four words "Russian Twists of DEATH"
20. You know that the "Butt Rampage" is WWIII
21. You walk around competitions pantsing people
22. You understand the meaning of "Band, turn to the rear" and do it correctly
23. You survived the Midnight March
24. You receive a message saying "It needs a massage"
25. You understand what someone actually means when the say "Do you want to see what i can do with my finger?"
26. You bust out a camera when the Band President runs out in lingerie
27. If you're a guy your dream is to become band queenie
28. You can take ANY sentence pervetedly
29. You think 50A means you're canadian
30. You think of Leisten and Hoeval as "Mommy and Daddy"
31. You know that Leisten and Hoeval are NOT together
32. You know Barry the Fairy!!!
33. Your fav game at band camp is "Toss Cameron!"
34. You have abs of steel
35. You have played "Leisten Says" many times, and still think its fun
(pm me some more if you can think of any)
 cute_lee_gurl · Sun Mar 08, 2009 @ 10:47pm · 0 Comments |
