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Vocal Music Stuff (FUNNY!!!XD) If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers) The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions. Who cares? What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. What's the difference between a soprano and a pirhana? The lipstick. What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull? The jewelry. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. Two. One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it. Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her. What's the difference between a soprano and the average All-Pro offensive lineman? Stage makeup. What's the difference between a soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? About 10 pounds. How is a sopranno different from a sewer rat? Some people actually like sewer rats. What is the difference between a sopranno and a cobra? One is deadly poisonous, and the other is a reptile. How do you tell if a soprano is dead? The horses seem very relieved. What's the first thing a soprano does in the morning? Puts on her clothes and goes home. What's the next thing a soprano does in the morning? Looks for her instrument. What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians have never been in a Porsche. What's the definition of an alto? A soprano who can sightread. These offend me but are hilarious!!! cute_lee_gurl · Thu Apr 09, 2009 @ 09:54pm · 0 Comments


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