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skadoosh *pause* hip hop, lollipop! turn around, touch the ground...FREEZE!>>>THE CHICKEN! put it in the freezer so it dont mold! hold it, hold it! HOLD>>>the icky brown worm and thro it in my face! mrgreen no wait! a green worm! its GREEN! splatted all over my face! kissy-kissy wooboo! chug-a-chug-a CHOO-CHOO! the train! its running over my screaming mother! save her! SAVE>>>wait!!! i dropped my contact! save it! before it dries out! DRY:like the desert! THAT CANT GO IN MY EYE! u wanna poison me, dontcha! i make no cents. IM BROKE! get me a cash cow! go MOO! moomoo! liike ur grammothers shirt! boom, pow, hit the burglar! he go OW! like my mom who got ran over by the train! *pause* eek *pause*...ima orphan! oh no! WAIT...*tick tock* thinking...I HAVA FATHER!!! daddy, daddy! i want candy! *familiar line by aaron carter* or was that the backstreet boys?
who cares! I DONT! careless free bird! *another song* WAIT! the bird is on my windshield! its dead! i cant see... SCREECH! CRASH! WIZZ-POP-BANG! im dead............................................................
thank BOB for CPR!!!
ITS ALIVE!
im alive! so is franky, frankenstien! yay! hes my brother! GRR><GRUMBLE
he dont like U! jkjkjk! he like u! he likes the way ur guts& ORGAN tastes.
ORGANS! ~creepy piano~ mwahahaha! evil laff! ITS ALIVE! frankenstien again!!! he dint starv cuz he ate u!
IM NOT HUNGRY! thats a country...clunk, clunk, down the stairs we go
to hell... CLUCK! a turkey in hell! CLICK! satan is blogging, so am i! in HELL!!! this is so much fun! im a pyro, i like fire! BURN BABY BURN! DISCO & FERNO! looky at that! another song! ima musical wizz! wiss, u piss in the tree! drunk men cant find the bathroom! DOPEY-DOPE!!! lucky they dont need one!!! eww... a weiney!!! dont look, children, avert your eyes, turn ur heads... A MOONER! wait, thats only the moon, cuz theres stars around it! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR... ~another song~ tinkle tinkle in the pot, some1s bladder held alot....
HAHA! im like wierd AL! encore!
no, im tired. insomniac!!! ...isnt that a band?... then i am a MUSICAL GENIE! check out these fresh beats... SKADOOSH! *repeat*