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Hatsuyuki-taichou
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Math and Lime Fish
I’ve got it! I’ve finally got it! I felt like laughing right now in triumph! I finally got it! Take that big bro, who gets to go home and tell mom and dad they’re doing good in calculus now?!
Well, you still do but I get to too now!

Hear me out. The equation is as infinity approaches the limit it equals x plus y. Now, think about the symbols there for a second, limit is abbreviated to “lim”.

SO! As the fish, (Infinity symbol) approaches becoming lime (because the stupid creators of calculus just left out the e, just like graders) then it equals delicious and you have to kill it and eat it! Which is the x, you know, little x’s on the eyes? Yeah… But then you feel sad because you kill the limey fish and have to question the reason of WHY (y, get it?) you killed the fish and what the meaning of life is.

So, in short, fish approaches limey-goodness and then you eat it and regret it.

That’s basically calculus in a nutshell. Limey fishes, which are us the students, think that it would be a good idea to take a hard class like calculus the x, and then question why they did it in the first place and how this could benefit our lives in any way whatsoever, the y.

Do you see how much calculus sucks? I just turned an equation into a fish into a person.





 
 
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