This is one of those days where 2 much stuff happens to recall it all ( gonk ). so here are some Chuck Norris jokes and one my grandpas friend made up
Her: Didi you hear the one about the ninja?
Me: No...
Her: Exactly ninja
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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u cant kill a stone it was never alive
LOOK A CHOKING SQUIRREL!!