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Two Spiders
Two Spiders


Okay, so when I was taking a piss, I noticed two spiders (the safe ones that don't poison you) were right next to each other. So I decided to watch and see what they would do before I let my dad squash it. (Yeah, I'm a big baby.) Turns out spiders are like us. So this one spider is all active and everything, and the other one is just idle, like dead, not moving at all. The the active spider goes and starts "humping" and moving and touching it with its legs. (Now I remember, it's a Daddy Long-Leg spider.) It keeps doing that for the past two minutes. I was about to call my dad, but then the spider that was still started moving. And in like two seconds, he just totally PWNED that spider. Knocked him right off to the floor. Of course, I screamed and I was about to run away, but that spider just went back up and started fighting. I was about to video record it, but I thought it might have been over by the time I got it. Damn, should have got it. Anyway, that spider continues to own that guy, and then about ten PWNS later, he finally gives up. He just starts crawling away, to my trashcan, acting all emo, (not kidding), and just still again. The other just went back to the spot where I first spotted them, and I did voice over them when it was over. Like when that spider was walking back. "Don't you mess with my body, son of a b*tch." I mean, that spider should be called Mommy instead of Daddy. What a big baby. Of course, they both got squashed in the end and thrown in the dumpster, and then I went back to watching T.V. I'm DJ3K Studios, and I approve this message.

Sincerely,
Chris


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