I've been working alot with some uber secret subliminal messaging lately. I'm surprised that somehow people can miss the unecessary bolding of words and letters.
Speaking of subliminality (is that a word?), I've decided that I am now AN ARTSY POND SERPENT, which is just another way of saying I'm awesome. And Sypon.
If you're reading this, you're probably saying "You know, I really would like some cranberry juice about now" Which is a great idea, considering it's a very versatile beverage that tastes like pure awesome sauce. You can make it look like some sort of wine at a fancy joint, or thicken it up and go a little emo for the day and drink it when everyone is watching.