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I'm Back, Bitches (Kaelin) |
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Entry~
Well, sort of. I got a bitchin new hat and some gold too, who knew suffers were so desperate to get rid of those water-whores?
I ran into Viginti first, creepy asshat that he his. What does the Emo snail do first? "Hey Kae, here is a potion to give you your voice back!"
So poor little naive me took the potion, thinking that Vi decided not to be an a*****e for once. Hey, I was stuck in Gold Beach for like a whole month.
Then as soon as I downed the whole thing, what does the ******** decide to tell me?
"Oh, did I mention it'll make you a human forever?"
AHHH THAT IDIOT! I mean it's not like merpeople are particularly exclusive or prideful like elves (those prejudiced skinny bastards) but still! You just made it entirely impossible for me to ******** be with my own people!
I DONT WANT TO BE A HUMAN, DAMNIT!
But then he gave me this really cute clownfish plush, so I stopped trying to strangle him to death. I named him Claude, since Vi had given him some freaky alien name. X7-and-some-other-s**t from Sector ********.
I threw him at Vi the first chance I got, obviously. He said my voice was cute and asked me if he would make a good merman.
Child predator.
Anyways I went back to Grunny Commons, (doesnt hurt to walk anymore, ******** finally ) only to find that b***h Phima had high-tailed of and left. WHORE.
I was about to go looking for Fane when I saw this huge group of well-dressed kids with weird hair and this expensive aura around them.
Rich kids. Good looking rich kids.
Phima ******** stranded me with Vi, Fane (Though he isn't bad, just kind of freaky with his wild-bear-guards.) and a bunch of snooty rich kids.
...WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Anyways I found out they were crowding around some nomination sheet, and had nominated themselves for it. Hmph, selfish rich kids. I am totally not like that, thank god.
Oh hell, am I mellowing out? Note to self; Go find Jessica and piss her off that you actually like your new hairstyle.
Anyways, I nominated Claude. I doubt he'll get any more than two votes ( really I just nominated him so I wouldn't have to nominate those horrifying kids ) though. I also reason he's probably going to get complained about, so I graciously told everyone to take their complaints to Vi.
Arent I nice?
Oh, I discovered this really cool thing called nail polish from the beach-sluts. It's so pretty! ...I'm going to test it on Vi first, though. 'N maybe molest his freakishly soft hair.
Oh, and the creature's professor is illiterate and I heard rumors about some sor of competition.
This'll be a great year, I can just imagine.
 Siyaahi · Thu Jun 28, 2012 @ 07:58pm · 1 Comments |
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