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WAIT!!! BEFORE YOU READ THIS!!!!!
Have you read the previous journal? If not please his the back arrow and read the first one, other wise this probably won't make too much sence.
DAY 2.
Well, I went to the play for a second time for two reasons. One I love Genious Feildmouse, and Second the play was ABSOLUTLY increadible.
Dinner again at the same diner, same people, same place.
This just happened tonight. So everything is still pretty fresh.
Remember that really fat b***h? Well this page is dedicated just for her fat a**.
I ordered Hashbrowns with an egg (sunny-side-up) on the top, because that's what I wanted. When we all sat down the fat b***h hadn't arrived yet. There was a huddle of heads. "Don't make any vegitarian jokes, or talk about meat or else the REALLY HUGE, FAT, GIGANTIC b***h will throw a fit.
So, we all bit our tounges as she sat her fat a** down. I told my order to the waitress, and as I finished the huge b***h asked me, "Is that on the menu, or did you just come up with it?"
I was stunned. "Well... I guess I just came up with it, why? You can't eat eggs anyway, they're the babies of animals."
Fat b***h- "Uhhhh, yeah I can! It's not really an animal, it's the embryo."
Smartest man in the Universe- "But doesn't that constitute as an animal still, regardless of what stage of life it's in?"
Fat b***h- "NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME! WHEN IT'S AN EMBRYO IT'S NOT ALIVE, AND THEREFORE I'M NOT EATING A LIVING THING!"
Smartest man in the Universe- "That doesn't make any sence... You don't eat butter because it has milk in it, and you won't wear fur because it comes from an animal... but you will eat it's un-born eggs?"
(at this point Genius Feildmouse is tugging at my shoulder, trying to get my to stop because she knows how I get during arguments. I get even, or I don't talk at all. I only argue when I know that I will win, which happens alot.)
Fat b***h- "Yes." (stuffs mouth with egg and hashbrowns, which have butter on them. And when she finishes the procedes to eat the frenchfries off the plates of those who were too full to eat all of it, wile dipping it in Ranch Dressing (c).
I knew at this point that I had already won, so I ate my food quietly knowing I had done a job well done. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not harping on this chick because the's a manatee, I'm doing it because she's a ******** moron. I mean, I'm 6'4 and weigh 220lbs. I'm big, REAL big. I just think it's a**-a-nine how un-cultured people are. How christianity can raise these... BAFOONS that walk among us. It's not just Gaia, it's the whole world. I guess we're a dying breed, and soon sheep will run the world. And I thank all of you who actually got that last joke.
Wanna know something funny? The Whale, the Fat b***h? The one who says that Embryo's are not living things?She's Anti-Abortion.
Cheers!
-Lewa Greenleaf
pirate or mrgreen ??? Which one fits me best? P.S. it at the bottom of your comment if you decide to leave one; which I HIGHLY recomend.
 Lewa Greenleaf · Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 07:18am · 1 Comments |
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