OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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exclaim So once Hohenheim the child molester was kicked out the window, he hit the ground with a very sickening thud. That would have killed a normal person but not him because he was infact not a normal person. He was a mutant with the supernatural power to regenerate and live forever which was a serious problem for his son who wanted him dead. And thus Hohenheim vowed to kill the strange man in the dark sunglasses who had thrown him out of the window. In order to do he knew he needed help. So he went to a certain gangsta shoe person. And asked for her help. In return she smacked him across the face and said "why didn't you answer my phone calls?!" Then she smacked him again and walked away(because shes envy's moter).So Hohenheim went to the next person who he thought would help him. Ling(who had no idea who Hohenheim was). Unfortunately for Hohenheim Ran-Fan did know who he was. She saw his face on the most wanted list at her job. Ran-Fan was a police officer.Se was a police officer before she and Greed ran away and got married illegally. Then she was fired. But she still forced Ling to leave the strange child molesting man in the dark alley where he wanted to meet. So he went to his very very very last hope. Sloth. Whom he attepmted to molest when she was a child. When he showed up at her house, her sons violently attacked him and sent him running away crying like a little girl with his tail between his legs. And that is where he met Larry(Barry's alter ego)
and Larry decided he would help Hohenheim because Hohenheim looked fun to chop up and because Larry wasn't sexist like Barry.
exclaim Back to Roy. Poor poor Roy. He has something we don't. Good looks. And 2 hot boyfriends. Now for most people, this would not be a problem but for Roy it was because one of his boyfriends collected knives(Hughes) and one has an arm that he could make very pointy with alchemy(Ed) and even though Roy could burn them both to ashes, he really didn't want to because they were actually nice people besides their violent tendences. In fact everyone Roy had ever dated had been slightly violent.MORAL. Hawkeye had guns, Sloth had been able to drown him, Even that one time he got drunk with Greed was pretty dangerous(because they were roomates). And that one time he went out with the highschool girl who kissed him on the street. She ended up trying to strangle him by the end of the night. And no one knew if Roy was extremely lucky or extremely unlucky because they were all very good looking people that he dated, but they were all still very violent and dangerous.MORAL . And so now Roy had a choice. Which way would he prefer to die.(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) And since Ed was already crippled, he decided to break the bad news to him. He told Ed that he was in love with someone else and had to stop seeing him(how sad) Now Ed was mad, but he was still so humgry he couldn't move. So he had to let Roy go. In fact Roy ran out of the room really fast.
exclaim Meanwhile, Envy was also having a problem, kindof. His problem was that his roomate had kicked his father out a window which actually wasn't a real problem because he didn't like his father that much. His problem was his roomate was having a problem distinguishing between strawberries and cucumbers. Which also wasn't a problem. The actual real problem was that Envy didn't have any pants(ewwwwwwwwwwww) and that he had just been molested by his father. Which IS actually a problem. And his roomate wasn't really helping. And so Envy's quest for pants began. Or skirt. or Spandex. Whatever Envy wears. Anyway, quest for clothes for under your waist. He ended up kicking Greed in the face and taking his pants(true love). Greed didn't mind wearing no pants because he was naked in a birdbath for 3 hours. And atleast this time he had boxers on unlike the time with the birdbath. But he was really mad about being kicked in the face. And thus Greed and Envy destroyed the apartment fighting, and they had to get a new one. So they moved in with Roy and Hughes. Envy had never met Roy before. And so he did what most people did when they met Roy, he had a nosebleed and passed out in the corner(called the corner where everyone passes out from Roys sexiness)yup. good times. good times. Which caused Hughes to hit Envy which really didn't affect him because he already passed out. Greed and Roy still weren't talking to each other from the Ling incident(see chapter 1? or 2.) And thus Hughes and Roy moved into the same room(yeeeees) and Greed and Envy got shoved into Roy's old room(yes?) Greed and Envy started beating the crap out of each other to decide who got to sleep in the bed and who had to sleep on the floor. Envy lost. And overall, i think Hughes is the real winner here. Yeah. Cause he got to sleep with Roy. Roy didn't let Hughes do anything but still, it was an improvement.
exclaim Somehow, Gluttony came back to life(like everyone else in this story)(except for Kimblee who will not come back) and the first thing he did when he came back was go to McDonalds. Where he ran into Lust and Alphonse who were on a "midnight snack run". When they ran into Gluttony who they thought was dead, there was a lot of screaming. Actually it was mostly just Gluttony screaming. Because they were on a run which scared him a lot. Lust was quite happy to see her formally dead best friend. Gluttony was just scared that they were running. And Al was just kind of confused. Until Lust explained what was happening and that Gluttony was really scared of running. So they all stole a car and drove back to Lust house. Which contrary to belief was actually pink and full of stuffed bunnies(not real bunnies). When they were all there they watched Scary Movie 3, which she had on DVD(Special Edition) And so they had a pretty good time(except at first when gluttony was screaming from them running) In fact the only other person who had a good time was Hughes, but not a good of a time he could have had because Roy just wouldn't let him.
exclaim Ling and Ran-fan were among the many who didn't have a good time. They spent the whole night poking each other. Except Ran-Fan only had one arm so she lost. And Armstrong came to beat up Ling for her.
exclaim The Scar Fan Club which now includes not only Yoki and Mei but now Marcoh... Doctor Marcoh. Seriously, he's joined the Scar Fan Club. And Scar was a little dissapointed by how wimpy his Fan Club, except for Mei who could probably kick the other twos butts.
stressed To be CoNTINUED! stressed
exclaim So once Hohenheim the child molester was kicked out the window, he hit the ground with a very sickening thud. That would have killed a normal person but not him because he was infact not a normal person. He was a mutant with the supernatural power to regenerate and live forever which was a serious problem for his son who wanted him dead. And thus Hohenheim vowed to kill the strange man in the dark sunglasses who had thrown him out of the window. In order to do he knew he needed help. So he went to a certain gangsta shoe person. And asked for her help. In return she smacked him across the face and said "why didn't you answer my phone calls?!" Then she smacked him again and walked away(because shes envy's moter).So Hohenheim went to the next person who he thought would help him. Ling(who had no idea who Hohenheim was). Unfortunately for Hohenheim Ran-Fan did know who he was. She saw his face on the most wanted list at her job. Ran-Fan was a police officer.Se was a police officer before she and Greed ran away and got married illegally. Then she was fired. But she still forced Ling to leave the strange child molesting man in the dark alley where he wanted to meet. So he went to his very very very last hope. Sloth. Whom he attepmted to molest when she was a child. When he showed up at her house, her sons violently attacked him and sent him running away crying like a little girl with his tail between his legs. And that is where he met Larry(Barry's alter ego)
and Larry decided he would help Hohenheim because Hohenheim looked fun to chop up and because Larry wasn't sexist like Barry.
exclaim Back to Roy. Poor poor Roy. He has something we don't. Good looks. And 2 hot boyfriends. Now for most people, this would not be a problem but for Roy it was because one of his boyfriends collected knives(Hughes) and one has an arm that he could make very pointy with alchemy(Ed) and even though Roy could burn them both to ashes, he really didn't want to because they were actually nice people besides their violent tendences. In fact everyone Roy had ever dated had been slightly violent.MORAL. Hawkeye had guns, Sloth had been able to drown him, Even that one time he got drunk with Greed was pretty dangerous(because they were roomates). And that one time he went out with the highschool girl who kissed him on the street. She ended up trying to strangle him by the end of the night. And no one knew if Roy was extremely lucky or extremely unlucky because they were all very good looking people that he dated, but they were all still very violent and dangerous.MORAL . And so now Roy had a choice. Which way would he prefer to die.(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) And since Ed was already crippled, he decided to break the bad news to him. He told Ed that he was in love with someone else and had to stop seeing him(how sad) Now Ed was mad, but he was still so humgry he couldn't move. So he had to let Roy go. In fact Roy ran out of the room really fast.
exclaim Meanwhile, Envy was also having a problem, kindof. His problem was that his roomate had kicked his father out a window which actually wasn't a real problem because he didn't like his father that much. His problem was his roomate was having a problem distinguishing between strawberries and cucumbers. Which also wasn't a problem. The actual real problem was that Envy didn't have any pants(ewwwwwwwwwwww) and that he had just been molested by his father. Which IS actually a problem. And his roomate wasn't really helping. And so Envy's quest for pants began. Or skirt. or Spandex. Whatever Envy wears. Anyway, quest for clothes for under your waist. He ended up kicking Greed in the face and taking his pants(true love). Greed didn't mind wearing no pants because he was naked in a birdbath for 3 hours. And atleast this time he had boxers on unlike the time with the birdbath. But he was really mad about being kicked in the face. And thus Greed and Envy destroyed the apartment fighting, and they had to get a new one. So they moved in with Roy and Hughes. Envy had never met Roy before. And so he did what most people did when they met Roy, he had a nosebleed and passed out in the corner(called the corner where everyone passes out from Roys sexiness)yup. good times. good times. Which caused Hughes to hit Envy which really didn't affect him because he already passed out. Greed and Roy still weren't talking to each other from the Ling incident(see chapter 1? or 2.) And thus Hughes and Roy moved into the same room(yeeeees) and Greed and Envy got shoved into Roy's old room(yes?) Greed and Envy started beating the crap out of each other to decide who got to sleep in the bed and who had to sleep on the floor. Envy lost. And overall, i think Hughes is the real winner here. Yeah. Cause he got to sleep with Roy. Roy didn't let Hughes do anything but still, it was an improvement.
exclaim Somehow, Gluttony came back to life(like everyone else in this story)(except for Kimblee who will not come back) and the first thing he did when he came back was go to McDonalds. Where he ran into Lust and Alphonse who were on a "midnight snack run". When they ran into Gluttony who they thought was dead, there was a lot of screaming. Actually it was mostly just Gluttony screaming. Because they were on a run which scared him a lot. Lust was quite happy to see her formally dead best friend. Gluttony was just scared that they were running. And Al was just kind of confused. Until Lust explained what was happening and that Gluttony was really scared of running. So they all stole a car and drove back to Lust house. Which contrary to belief was actually pink and full of stuffed bunnies(not real bunnies). When they were all there they watched Scary Movie 3, which she had on DVD(Special Edition) And so they had a pretty good time(except at first when gluttony was screaming from them running) In fact the only other person who had a good time was Hughes, but not a good of a time he could have had because Roy just wouldn't let him.
exclaim Ling and Ran-fan were among the many who didn't have a good time. They spent the whole night poking each other. Except Ran-Fan only had one arm so she lost. And Armstrong came to beat up Ling for her.
exclaim The Scar Fan Club which now includes not only Yoki and Mei but now Marcoh... Doctor Marcoh. Seriously, he's joined the Scar Fan Club. And Scar was a little dissapointed by how wimpy his Fan Club, except for Mei who could probably kick the other twos butts.
stressed To be CoNTINUED! stressed
