this is a phone call between a prank caller and the victim who turns the tables.
John: *begins to laugh while phone rings*
Maria: hello?
John: hello Ma'm, Im Greg Holster and im calling from the water company
Maria: *long pause* que?
John: im calling from the water company. Since we have found a problem with you paying your bills late we will have to shut your water off.
Maria: what?! are you ******** kidding me?!
john: what was that ma'm?
Maria: oh im sorry i was talking to my daughter. Apparently she managed to flush her little brother down the toilet.
John: uh.....ma'm i dont believe thats...
Maria: hold on.....(in the background) Sandra you get your brother out that toilet right now or youre grounded!*comes back* im sorry sir what was that?
John: how did youre daughter get a live person stuck in the toilet?!
Maria: oh no, not a person silly he's a ferret.
John: a ferret?
Maria: yes, my husband is my pet ferret and you know........those crazy nights and...
John: um, ma'm. Im sorry but we must shut your water off and uh..........that is all goodbye.*hangs up*
Maria: *laughs* Man I love that one!
sorry i was bored and i just had too. it makes no sense but hey? what can you do?
 Nakomis_dark · Tue Feb 06, 2007 @ 10:59pm · 0 Comments |
