This is the best gay song ever... well... Second to Avenue Q's "If You Were Gay" song... I find that gay songs are the best songs ever... I can't stop listening to them..... I found accurate lyrics of Stephen Lynch's song... I had to edit it a little because it didn't have correct capitalization and it was killing me....
So enjoy..... Listen to the song while singing along! xD Just.... not with your parents around....
If I Were Gay Stephen Lynch
Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been shared and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head
But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay You'd be my work of art And if I were gay We would swim in romance But I'm not gay So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that I dont care - I do I just don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
Cause if I were gay I would give you my soul and if I were gay I would give you my whole - being and if I were gay We would tear down the walls but I'm not gay so wont you stop cupping my - hand
We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intimate with your fist You have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop your drawers
Selena_Kurashina · Thu Mar 15, 2007 @ 08:19am · 1 Comments |