There's this kid who's been in my classes for years now. In the seventh grade, we were having a poetry unit and we could bring in or write our own poetry to read to the class. I had a new poem every day and got to be known as the class poet. This guy, Keith, who I hated asked me to write a poem about him. So I did... and boy was it insulting ^^
He's in my French class now, and for warm-ups, Mme asks us questions relevant to what we're learning. And he ALWAYS asks me for the answers. He asked me today and the question was, "Qu'est ce que vous savez du Quebec?" (What do you know about Quebec?) so I wrote down the answer, "Je suis bete, donc je ne sais rien du Quebec." (I'm stupid so I don't know anything about Quebec. I would have said worse, but he would have never fallen for it if I hadn't put in the word Quebec.)
So he reads it and Mme says (In French) I don't think you're stupid.
Keith: What?
Mme: I don't think you're stupid. You said, "I'm stupid."
Keith: Huh?
Mme: The word "bete" means the word "stupide."
Keith: Uh...
Mme: Stupide! Stupide!
Keith: ...
Mme: *writes Stupide on the board* Stupide!
Keith: *squints like it's in German* Oh... Stupid... LAUREN!!!
*giggle* Considering that half the class has been plotting some sort of revenge on him, they found it quite funny. xd
 Killer Mockingbird · Thu Mar 22, 2007 @ 08:17pm · 1 Comments |
