OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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domokun Wow, it's been a long time since we've done this. And I got my arm back. So, The L Men and women (cuz 2 of them were women and they were named by one of the female members a.k.a. Lust) they finally found some crime to fight. They were at war with the evil spontaneously combusting kittens and Alphonse, their leader. Actually, they were trying to save Alphonse from the kittens. Because he just wanted to be friends with the evil, fuzzy, cute menace, but they kept exploding near his head, and Lust was really getting worried for his safety. So she used her magical extending fingernails(similar to Wolverines) to make kitten kabobs. If you have never had a kitten kabob, you should really try it. There's this place called House of Kabob on Harford Rd. and they make really good kitten kabobs(what?!) Anyway, all the kittens exploded on Lusts fingernails and thus the kittens were defeated without any help from the other L men, who just sat and watched.
domokun Meanwhile Roy, Hughes and their adopted child who they chose to name Sig after their hero, Izumis husband, had decided to go to the park for a wonderful evening of happy family fun. Where they ran into Ed, Riza, and Havoc. Riza had recruited(at gun point) Ed and Havoc to help her find Wrath. They couldn't find him because he was watching Lust defeat kittens 100000000 miles away in Antartica. Which is where Wrath happened to be. And so Riza, Ed, and Havoc could not find him. And instead, they had happy family time with Roy,Hughes, and Sig. Well it wasn't happy family time anymore because they weren't really family. In fact it was kind of awkward because Ed was still in love with Roy. And just as Roy was about to pass the potato salad, something moderatly bad happened. The Scar fanclub and Scar decided to test their new laser beam, which was designed by Dr.Marcoh. The Laser Beam was supposed to accelerate hair growth. It was Yokis idea... Instead it turned Roy into a girl. Lets call her Roy-ette(how original). Everyone stared at him. And then Havoc started yelling at Scar about a soccer rematch. So Scar and his fanclub ran away really fast, leaving Roy-ette with a bit of a problem, and a craving for chocolate.
domokun At the exact moment that Roy was hit by a laser beam, the L-men and Alphonse arrived back in ---name and adderss withheld--- where everyone else was. And Rizas Wrath senses immediately started tingling as she ran off after him(because somehow she knew exactly where he was). Lust, Al, and Gluttony went back to Lusts house to watch another scary movie(Scary Movie 9) which left Sloth and Pride to go to Chuckie Cheese, where they did everything in their power to make small children cry, until Ling and Ran-fan showed up. They convinced Sloth to go home and spend time with her sons. Which she did, except her sons weren't home. They were either out at a bar(Wrath) with a scary lady, or watching Scary Movie 9(Alphonse). So she just went home and knitted. Which left Ling and Ran-fan in a Chuckie Cheese with Pride. They brought up the subject of how he had spent his previous Summer in Italy dealing with the Russian Mafia and dealing inapropriate photographs to minors. In short, they blackmailed him.
domokun Meanwhile, Greed and Envy were in a desperate life or death struggle with the door. BILBO, BILBO BAGGINS! Anyway, because Roy and Hughes changed the lock on their apartment. HE'S ONLY 3 FEET TALL! Back to the story. So they just cried in the hallway for a couple hours.
rolleyes To be continued... rolleyes
domokun Wow, it's been a long time since we've done this. And I got my arm back. So, The L Men and women (cuz 2 of them were women and they were named by one of the female members a.k.a. Lust) they finally found some crime to fight. They were at war with the evil spontaneously combusting kittens and Alphonse, their leader. Actually, they were trying to save Alphonse from the kittens. Because he just wanted to be friends with the evil, fuzzy, cute menace, but they kept exploding near his head, and Lust was really getting worried for his safety. So she used her magical extending fingernails(similar to Wolverines) to make kitten kabobs. If you have never had a kitten kabob, you should really try it. There's this place called House of Kabob on Harford Rd. and they make really good kitten kabobs(what?!) Anyway, all the kittens exploded on Lusts fingernails and thus the kittens were defeated without any help from the other L men, who just sat and watched.
domokun Meanwhile Roy, Hughes and their adopted child who they chose to name Sig after their hero, Izumis husband, had decided to go to the park for a wonderful evening of happy family fun. Where they ran into Ed, Riza, and Havoc. Riza had recruited(at gun point) Ed and Havoc to help her find Wrath. They couldn't find him because he was watching Lust defeat kittens 100000000 miles away in Antartica. Which is where Wrath happened to be. And so Riza, Ed, and Havoc could not find him. And instead, they had happy family time with Roy,Hughes, and Sig. Well it wasn't happy family time anymore because they weren't really family. In fact it was kind of awkward because Ed was still in love with Roy. And just as Roy was about to pass the potato salad, something moderatly bad happened. The Scar fanclub and Scar decided to test their new laser beam, which was designed by Dr.Marcoh. The Laser Beam was supposed to accelerate hair growth. It was Yokis idea... Instead it turned Roy into a girl. Lets call her Roy-ette(how original). Everyone stared at him. And then Havoc started yelling at Scar about a soccer rematch. So Scar and his fanclub ran away really fast, leaving Roy-ette with a bit of a problem, and a craving for chocolate.
domokun At the exact moment that Roy was hit by a laser beam, the L-men and Alphonse arrived back in ---name and adderss withheld--- where everyone else was. And Rizas Wrath senses immediately started tingling as she ran off after him(because somehow she knew exactly where he was). Lust, Al, and Gluttony went back to Lusts house to watch another scary movie(Scary Movie 9) which left Sloth and Pride to go to Chuckie Cheese, where they did everything in their power to make small children cry, until Ling and Ran-fan showed up. They convinced Sloth to go home and spend time with her sons. Which she did, except her sons weren't home. They were either out at a bar(Wrath) with a scary lady, or watching Scary Movie 9(Alphonse). So she just went home and knitted. Which left Ling and Ran-fan in a Chuckie Cheese with Pride. They brought up the subject of how he had spent his previous Summer in Italy dealing with the Russian Mafia and dealing inapropriate photographs to minors. In short, they blackmailed him.
domokun Meanwhile, Greed and Envy were in a desperate life or death struggle with the door. BILBO, BILBO BAGGINS! Anyway, because Roy and Hughes changed the lock on their apartment. HE'S ONLY 3 FEET TALL! Back to the story. So they just cried in the hallway for a couple hours.
rolleyes To be continued... rolleyes
