• T.V. Commercial: Gotta screw 'em all! Pokemon! Ash: Mom!! Ash's mom: Yes, dear? Ash: Buy me some condoms!

    3 weeks later. . .


    Mom!!! my Jynx gave me Pokerus!!! Ash's mom: Ash, stick in me! I want Pokerus!


    And then Ash's Mom got Pregnant. . .

    Ash's Mom: What happened to the condoms I bought you?! Ash: Nothing can contain THESE Pokeballs!