• The North Pole is where he lives,
    He has a factory to serve kids.
    He has a snow white beard,
    and a red cherry nose,
    But he isn't actually real,
    But who really knows?
    He gets his little friends with pointed ears,
    to make him toys through all the years.

    When the proper date has come,
    He comes and has some fun.
    He wanders through the world
    All through the night,
    He creeps into your house,
    Yes he's quite a fright.
    He pretty much pulls a B and E,
    But that's not proven cause he's never seen.

    He comes down the chimney,
    Although he's a fat a**,
    He leaves you presents,
    but that's just the act.
    This is just a lie, To keep you sane,
    But I'll tell you the truth, But it may cause you pain.

    He is just a stalker, Who sneaks in your house for fun,
    He doesn't even leave you presents, Thats just your mum.
    All he does is sneak into your home,
    He eats all your cookies, and continues to roam.
    So as you see, He's really a creep,
    So next time at Christmas,
    Be sure to seek.
    For if you don't he will continue to stalk,
    And haunt you for life,
    Yes, It's quite a shock.

    So that is the truth, And I'm glad you know the truth now,
    But no need to fret, Cause santa, Or should I say stalker, Is now a     COW!

    ;D So thats the truth about Santy Claus!!!