• The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    The Sword of Flames on the Forums world
    Led by rebels, renegades, and trolls
    Wreaked havoc upon the talk at large
    Slowly making chat quite dull

    The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    Within the conquering wake of trolls
    Who wielded the Sword of Flames
    Men of honor, justice, and peace
    Swore to make it tame

    The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    The men who swore formed the caste
    Of game moderation
    And forged a weapon to fight the trolls
    With their Sword’s coalition

    The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    The weapon was brought up to rear
    Against the Sword of Flames
    Known to all as the Ban Hammer
    It put the trolls to shame

    The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    The duel between fire and law
    Was soon completed when
    The Hammer struck at the Sword’s force
    The trolls that couldn’t count to ten

    The tale, the tale, the tale of war
    This ballad man devised
    About the birth of the Ban Hammer
    And the fight that it comprised

    The aftermath of this great fight
    Can be witnessed now, today
    In the communal world of Forums
    As the trolls are kept at bay