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I'm a hobo, it's the truth. I like to say "starving artist", but hobo is a bit more appliccable. I technically have a home, but I'm certainly not welcome there. Before you tell me to get a job, I've tried. I've had jobs, and it crushes me every time I lose them. I'm unemployable. I had the easiest, shittiest job scraped straight from the bottom of the barrel and I couldn't keep it three months. No bullshit, I really tried to be the best damned Tim Horton's coffeeslinger I could be. It killed me when I was fired, it was like despite my best efforts I wasn't good enough for the worst job in the world. I couldn't take it again, my extremely important pretense of awesomeness would crack and then I'd be nothing at all. Anyone looking for a roommate? I don't have any money, useful skills or ambition, so I'd be a great guy to have around.

Posted by: Dr. Valentine Mon Apr 04, 2005 @ 03:25am

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Electric Boogaloo.
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Commented on: Mon Apr 04, 2005 @ 04:40am


	You could come live with me. ;D ...but I'm moving out soon, and I don't think my parents would like a hobo in their house. =(

Commented on: Tue Apr 05, 2005 @ 10:07pm


	Live in the wetlands near my house and feast on frogs and deer carcasses. It's what real hobos would do. I think. I'll let you sleep under my rowboat.

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Commented on: Fri Apr 08, 2005 @ 12:03am


	That is the sweetest deal ever. I've always wanted to live under something again. They kicked me out from under the only overpass in town.

Commented on: Sun Apr 17, 2005 @ 05:04am


	xd Aww Val. Funny you should say that, today is my 3 months anniversary of working at Macca's. I hate it sometimes but it gets me money. Besides, what are the employers reasons for firing you?

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Commented on: Wed Apr 20, 2005 @ 09:10pm


	I'd let you live with me but i'm moving... maybe later. i figure that if the slime of the universe (Nesbit) can get a job at a call center you could too....

Commented on: Mon Apr 25, 2005 @ 07:21am


	Did I say I wanted a job? Because... ...I don't. If I wanted jobs, I could probably get some. I mean McDonald's is always hiring. I like being a hobo. Good hours, lots of time off, no dress code. I can come to work naked if I want. The pay is not the best but I seem to get by. ninja

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Commented on: Mon Jul 11, 2005 @ 06:25am


	We are too alike, you and I. Did I mention that I am a starving writer? I could never draw to save my life but I can paint entire worlds with my words...but at the moment all I can manage to do is try to make my stupid job tolerable with my little thoughts that one day I will have all the money that I need due to my talents at stringing two words together. Sometimes more then two. Depends on my mood. xd And I am not really starving either, thanks to a pretty good streak of luck I managed to NOT do that...but you know, we are far too alike. I would gladly give you a room here if you were close enough. xd I completely empathize with someone that wants more outta life then a McD's job AND has the understanding that sometimes one must just go to work naked. I mean come on, what more IS there outta life? xd

Commented on: Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 05:14am


	Sure! Why not come to my place? I mean, my parents might have to adjust to extra people and another jobless person could add to the already strained financial situation, but hey, the more the merrier, right?! ~random journal comment~

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Commented on: Wed May 03, 2006 @ 02:30pm


	I call myself a freelance troll queen rather than unemployed. I love not working, keeping jobs is wicked hard for me too. Good luck darling.

Commented on: Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 11:11pm


	Where'd you get the computer from then? xd

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