Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it...
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
 witchdemon · Tue Apr 12, 2005 @ 03:03am · 2 Comments |
