Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

TO MY FRIENDS I AM KNOWN AS INTELLIGENT CRAZEEE, AND RETARDED......BUT .....MOSTLY CRAZY. PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY ME BECAUSE I AM POLITECRAZEEE. YEARS LATER A DOCTOR WILL TELL ME THAT I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 48 AND AM WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL MENTALLY RETARDED
LOL! JUST KIDDING! BUT NOT REALLY....I DRANKEDED A LAVA LAMP ONCE. I ATE A WHOLE LOT OF FIBERGLASS INSULATION....IT WASN'T COTTON CANDY LIKE THAT MAN SAID.
FEETBELLYOTTONTOTTONOPOHPADITTONDOTTON IS MY FAVORITE WORD.....PM ME OR I WON'T BE SHARING MY BURIED TREASURE WITH YOU mad .... INSTEAD OF SCHOOL MY THERAPIST SAYS I SHOULD GO TO A PSYCH WARD BEFORE I DRIVE HIM OFF THE DEEP END....DOES HE MEAN THE DEEP END OF THE POOL IN MY HEAD? MY IMAGINARY FRIEND BOB THE TIE DYED FLYING PIG THINKS THAT POOL IS CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS.....I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN CALLED A NURGET.....I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING BUT APPARANTLY BOB SAYS IM IMAGINING IT...I TOLD BOB TO IMAGINE HIMSELF A VOODOO DOLL AND TO DUNK IT IN THE TOILET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS......TOILET WATER TASTES TERRIBLE.......STUPID BOB..
WHAT? WHATS THAT BOB? WELL...I'LL TELL THEM......OKAY....BOB SAYS THAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES.. MAYBE WE CAN BE CRAZY BUDDIES BECAUSE MY LAST ONE COMMITTED SUICIDE EXACTLY 4 SECONDS AFTER I MET HIM.......I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY....BOB SAYS TO HOLD MY TONGUE AND SAY APPLE......THEN I WAS BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP..DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE KAKASHI..YEAH..I LIKE KAKASHI WHEN HE KISSES IRUKA...UH-OH..I FORGOT MY NAME AGAIN..IS MY NAME BOB? NO..WAIT..THATS BOB'S NAME.. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl ..OKAY..... READ JOURNAL NOW