you know people dance to music no matter what it says, its like "kill myself " kill myself, "slah my "wrist" Slash my wrist blaugh
you know R&B music is always 5 black guys with no shirts on. their all like " yeah...I'm horny yeah. their always sayin how fine a girl is, girl your fihihine! Lay you down fiyine! they always say smooth soft a silky in every song then they add beats to it. girl "beat beat beat beat beat beat" your smooth " beat beat beat beat beat beat" your soft " fihiyine!" filthy yeah filthy.
you latino women are the best. im not being racist but if you get in a fight or somethin they jump in and help you out xd . ya know in my neighbor hood you got a latin girlfriend you dont need a big brother. you get hit in the face your like " b***h im a get my girlfreind". they'll get right in there, you know if someone comes to a party lookin to kick your a** their like *bash down down the door* " hey is james here exclaim " *James_McDurf in girl voice* wassup esse he's my boyfriend, huh c'mon stuupid. and they get all scared and their like " ok im gettin the hell outta here this dude gotta latin girlfriend, ******** that im not gettin my a** beat. but if you gotta a black girlfirend man dont worry dude. she'll call her whole ******** family to beat the *****'s a** who messed with you rofl .
my room mate gets all the women down there man, the guy with the chip and dale dancing, you know those long haird guy's thats like " hey whats going on, whats your name Suzen alright... yeah yeah wait till you see me dance swear. ok lets go out some time I'll cheat on you" xd . and he has pictures of him self in the living room like
rofl you know what he does he shaves his *whistle whislte* he does he shaves his webbos rofl . I knew he was doin it to because i looked in the sink and said "this hair doesnt grow on a chin". im all like " is there after shave that goes on there". webbos fush...for the man who shaves his webbos. i can see for the commercial for that" booshada booshada bo bump bump good job chad, thanks alot man and bein a male dancer is hard ...especially when you gotta shave your webbos " rofl . and he says "thats why i use webbos splash... " webbos! Splash! you Sexy Mutha eek ...webbos splash... all the man you need.............. he saves that money too and i was makin fun of him about shaving his little thing. and his freinds got really pissed of and told him, and dudes commin in the house all mad and his friend says " hey james chad's commin to kick your a**. and i hear his car pull up, scream James.... David said that uhhhh you were talkin about me shavin my webbos or somethin. scream you know what James I take it seriously scream stressed its my Job! I'm all like stare and he's saying this with ten ones in his a** because he's a male dancer. rofl
youknow when i was younger i wanted to be a fireman... scream I could not be a fireman, if I go to a house and it's fully o nfire... stare ******** that i quit. I'll just sit and watch it burn like everybodyelse. and some woman is like " help please my son is screaming in there. and i'm like talk2hand well he's probably on fire. what are you doin out here you ******** think for yourselfer.
they should'nt have called it speak and spell, they should've called it speak like the devil. remember the voices....aie eie I oh u....*shakes head*what was that eek erei t abeabeit wrrrrrrrryyyyyyyybooooooooghfh... eek eek that thing was evil and it would wake me up in the middle of the night like at 2 in the morning...that thing would say " pLay with me I wanna spell wright now" and your like "dued you gotta 28 digit phone nuber going on here and for the name you drew a monkey ******** a coconut...Is your name monkey ******** a coconut Sir...it looks like a melon could be a monkey with a coconut
ok i was at the super market right and im going down the Ile and im deciding do i want 4 cheese or on cheese. while im comptmplatin gmy cheese future i hear the nothing fight going on in the next ile...im like ok i gotta watch this, im so exited i leave my kart. you never leave your kart, God forbbid someone comes in that store and wants exactly that s**t. And there like " what Jackpot...this is exactly what i wanted...but back to the nothing fight. thier in eachothers face and the is like " scream i asked you do we have any jelly in the house do we or do we not have, i asked you last time you said yeah, im lookin in the kitchen and i dont see any God Damn jelly". she's eggin him on like " i dont even like jelly". he's like " scream i want jelly in the ******** house tonight stat pronto. I dont give a s**t I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and pray to the scream God of jelly...to burn your soul in a jelly like hell. this i sthe point in the fight where i like to fule the fire. im like " hey dude i totly get what your sayin about the jelly, yeah tell this t**t to get get jelly xd
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