I just logged on to my profile and the first thing I saw was a comment on my profile. Someone wrote, "Why do you like Jean so much, she's so ugly." It pissed me off to no end evil ! I don't care what anyone says about me, but speak of my girlfriend like that and I'll rip your arm off and shove it so far up you a**, you'll be able to give oral and a hand job at the same time! I just love her so much, I'd take a bullet for her.
It's interesting how we met, I was over at a friend's house and she showed me a picture of her. I thought she was cute. Later that day, when she was in a chat room with Jean, she fell asleep at one point and I decided to talk to her. I gave her my IM address and started talking to her when I got home. We started off arguing because my friend told her that I was desperately lonely and asked her to set us up. I then apologized for seeming desperate. After that we started bonding immediately. I was an improvement over her last boyfriend, who was an insult to the male gender. He was an emotionally unstable stalker/pervert who never bathed, not to mention he was a complete idiot. Jean and I started going out a week later. She's the best girlfriend I've ever had.
It turns out that the girl who wrote that thing about jean was one of her little sister's friends. I should've figured as much. Jean's little sister, Lisa, is the Antichrist. She's on the list of people who's arm to rip off then... you get the idea. Every time Jean and I are talking on the phone, five minutes later her sister will scream, "Jean! Get off the phone, you've been on it all day. I'm telling Mom!" or something else along those lines. She never gives Jean a moment of peace. Often to the point of crying. I love Jean, but her sister is too much to deal with. At least every now and then, I give her the chance to get away from that demon. Tomorrow, we're seeing the new Harry Potter movie. I canceled my shrink appointment to go.
NecroZombie T-37 Community Member 
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