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A girl goes into theripy. She sits down the theripist goes "The first 5 mins is $5 and after that it is free" so she shakes her head. So he goes whats your problem. "I have this fear that I'm going to get trapped in a box and berried underground. It has horrible affects on me I can't sleep I can't go near boxes, I can't go in houses or anything."
"So your saying your clostrerphobic?" the Theripst says. She shakes her head. Then thierpist says "I have 2 simple words to help you get over it."
She says "really?". The theripist shakes his head. Then she takes out a notebook and paper and says ok "I'm ready".
Then he says "what are you doing?" So she says "I'm writing this down so I can remeber. Then he looks at her and says "It's only 2 words so don't worry about it most people can remeber these 2 simple words. Are you ready?"
She says yeah. So then he looks at her dead in the eyes and yells "STOP IT!"
She Jumps for a seconed and says "What?" and so "he goes are you stupid? Just STOP IT!. So are you better?"
She thinks for a seconed and goes "Yeah I think I'm good." Then he smiles and says "Since it's only been 3 mins thats going to be $3" So the girl looks in her purse and says "I only brought a five." Then he said " I dont do change." SO she looks at him and goes "Fine I'll stay the full five mins."
"So do you have any other problems" she thinks to herself "Well I don't like fat people." she looks down. "STOP IT!" the Theripst says. She looks at him. " I also feel I'm to self concious." "STOP IT!" the Theripst says agian. She looks at him.
"I also feel that I wash my hands to much." then she got ready to hear him yell stop it. But instead he goes "Thats ok it's good you do that since I do that. it's a very germy world out there."
Then she looks at him and goes " I don't think we are getting any where." He looks at her and goes "Are you coming back?" and she shakes her head no. Then he goes "Why?" then she goes "I guess I'm just paranoid."
Then he goes "Well I have a 10 word sentance to help you get over that. You should get your notepad out." so she takes out her notepad. and He says"Are you ready" and she goes "Yes." " Then he says "I'LL TRAP YOU IN A BOX UNLESS YOU STOP IT." she then looks at him and starts cring and leaves.