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today i only have a story aparently nothing is ticking me off(except the damn glitches on my profile page) or nothing interesting to write about

What happens when two horror movie killers are in the same house?

Killer 1:mwahahahaha... all is going exactly as planned... soon the only place this family is going to sleep in is a dirt bed coffin

killer 2: hey! what the hell are you doing here?!

Killer 1: i'm here to kill this family why are you here?

Killer 2: I'm here to kill this family, too!

Killer 1:well too bad so make like michael jackson and BEAT IT!!!

Killer 2: No way, you beat it, you already killed those teenage couple 2 days ago!!

Killer 1: what about you? I hear you made a nice job killing that girl yesterday!

killer 2: thanks now leave!!

Killer 1: alright then how about we both leave?!

Killer 2: fine as long as YOU don't kill them!

Killer 1: and as long as YOU don't kill'em

(As they left, the 2 killers meet the family outside the front door)

Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Father: Who the hell are you?!?!

Killer 1:we're 2 anonymous killers killing random people.

killer 2: My friend and I had an arguement so we both agreed to kill you tomorrow.

Father: What?!

Killer 1: Hey! no back talking!!!! otherwise we'll kill you today!