Some quotes I <3
“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.” – George Bernard Shaw
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.” – Lynn Lavner
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.” – Mae West
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” – Dustin Hoffman
“When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederick Ryder
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.” – Drew Carey
“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.” – Sam Austin
“God gave us a p***s and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
“Don’t knock masturbation; it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen
Probably will add more later xD
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