The elf met a gnome. The gnome and the elf were friends. The elf's name was Henry and the gnome's name was J.M. And so they loved each other. Then they decided to be cannibals and eat each other. Then a magical elephant came and he said, "Why are you guys fighting? I thought you guys liked each other." Then they said, "Yeah, but we're hungry and we're cannibals!" So they began to eat each other. They put sour cream on the elf and butter on the gnome. And then for desert they put whipped cream on the elephant. They ate the elephant first because he was so tasty. Then they started to eat themselves because they hated each other. They killed each other with forks and they ate each other. And so they all died.
The end!
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