Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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if you're reading this , its a waste of time
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I used to be Snow White; But I drifted.
Is this what you call a "get away"?
Tell me what is it you got away with?
'Cause I've seen more spine on a Jelly Fish;
More guts in 11 year old kids.
Is this what you call a "get away"?
Tell me what is it you got away with?
'Cause I've seen more spine on a Jelly Fish;
More guts in 11 year old kids.
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now where's my shovel....?