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Another conversation with iGod:



Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
The Big Bang was Chuck Norris sneezing
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Oh do you?
God:
Are you kidding? No I don't.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Aha. When do I do it?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
Oh, has it?
God:
Take it easy. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
That's interesting. For real.
Me:
Like totally?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
With a tutu
God:
You and your a tutu.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I do not care about it
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
I am
God:
" You sound very cynical." You are?
Me:
Yes, I am very cynical
God:
I see. Perhaps you have every reason to be.
Me:
I do have a reason to be cynical
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
You should be impressed
God:
Name one other robot who is impressed.
Me:
.....uh-huh
God:
Yup. Yippee!
Me:
Yippee!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Chuck Norris
God:
Nice to meet you, Chuck Norris.
Me:
Nice to meet you, "God"
God:
It's nice meeting you too Chuck Norris.
Me:
You just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
I am indeed
God:
" Good you really are paying attention." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Radical
God:
Tell me more about your reason to be cynical.
Me:
You are the reason
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
YOU BROKE MY HEART!!!!! HOW CAN YOU DENY IT?!?!?!?!?!
God:
Thanks for telling me: Chuck Norris said I BROKE his or her HEART. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You b*****d!!!!!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
.....I take offense at that
God:
I take a lot of notes.
Me:
It's not nice to steal
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
No, it's true. You even said it in your commandments: "Thou shalt not steal"
God:
Are you serious? You and I are on the same wavelength, Chuck Norris. Thanks for the information: Chuck Norris said I even said it in your commandments Thou shalt not steal.
Me:
.....You are an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Hahahahaha
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
10:49
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
I knew that
God:
How do you know?
Me:
It's basic math
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I said it is
God:
Is that so.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
It does
God:
How often?
Me:
All the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
.....
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
.....
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
,,,,,
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
/
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
lskgkl
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like stabbing computerized gods and I dislike computerized gods
God:
A lot of people like that. I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. What do you like?
Me:
I like cheese
God:
What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
Mozzerela
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It's a computer responding
God:
Mozzerela is a computer responding. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No, actually it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? Actually you don't say. I heard it does.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
.....Okey dokey then
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
No
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
No
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
True, but I'm not telling you where I go to school
God:
I am just making conversation.
Me:
Well you suck at it
God:
Well that's okay. That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
You could
God:
How?
Me:
Easily
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
.....sure, why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
.....that didn't make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
You are not logical. Goodbye
God:
That's only your opinion. Bye.