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To: ..uh...myself
From: ...myself
To the tune of: "Humpty Dance", Digital Underground
(so-so I’m Melleh)
(so-so I’m Melleh)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look chibi
but yo I’ll kick yo a** in, see
I know yo ain’t real ready for me.
Now gather round
This is mah stompin’ ground
and my style’s yaoi, yuri and oneshots
I drink up all the Diet Coke ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Melleh, pronounced with an “elleh”.
Yo yaois, oh how I like to write thee.
And all the fanfics in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm not too tall, y'all,
and just like Kev and Holleh
you're gonna faint at my yaoi lyrics, see.
I like to write,
I like my boys fruity,
I'm spunky. Although my figure’s lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
White, but I’ll call out crackers and I hate Whitey
I’m a fat girl, B and real ticklish
Yeah, I know I’m fat.
Look at me, I'm round, rosy
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the boys with boys and
I once obsessed over a Yaoi for a year
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm gettin' in Dame and Holl’s pants
I don’t like to, but when I dance
The Chibi Dance is your chance to be Chibi
Do the Chibi dance, come on and do the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, just watch me, I am the Chibi
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
People say "Yo, Melleh, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
My fan-groups, they adore me
Oh yes, kiddies, I really still laugh when I
hear the word “69” my immaturity is too good.
My nose is small, so’s my tiny ears
I listen to funk, disco, rap ‘n punk
I get requested at dances, I’ll start to charge,
This how I'm livin' and my heart is large
I got good aim, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like marngh-shmeh
I sang on public stages, and if ya missed it,
I was a munchkin, fairy and played Ursula
I’m not vicious but I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Melleh a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
The Chibi Dance is your chance to be Chibi
Do the Chibi dance, come on and do the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, just watch me, I am the Chibi
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I “shmeh” to Holleh like some hurt animal
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya sound like that guy, Weird Al, on crack, Melleh
That's all right 'cause my rad mind’s in motion
I scare Holleh by having a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Chibi Mel’s my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Chibi
The Chibi Dance is your chance to be Chibi
Do the Chibi dance, come on and do the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, just watch me, I am the Chibi
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
Sane people, do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
Weird people, do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
Crazy Asians, love the Chibi dance, keep on doin' the Chibi
Psychopaths, do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
It looks stupid!
Do the Chibi dance, come on and do the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, just watch me, I am the Chibi
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Chibi dance
Do the Chibi dance, do the Chibi dance
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, Chibi Melleh is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Chibi dance,
and to my Yaois,
peace and humptiness forever
 Melonious · Tue Dec 25, 2007 @ 02:47am · 0 Comments |
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