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I really dont want to go to sleep right now so I'm going to post a random journal entry.
BEWARE THE RANDOMNESS OF IT ALL!!!
can u handle it?
well since your still reading I guess you can..
thats sad















BOOGITY WOOGITY!!!! RAWR!!



dang.


That didnt scare you either...

come on ppl!!!


your all mean...

I HATE YOU ALL!!!


i didnt mean that



i love you guys


i think we shoould have national hug trees day


TREES NEED LOVE TO YOU HORRIBLE PPL!


im sorry for yelling


i didnt mean it.


yyes, i did


no i didnt


yes i did

no i didnt



uh huh!

nuh uh!!

shut up!

no you shut up!!!

your moms a cow!!!

so?!

. . . .

what?


....wait. your moms a cow?


well, yeah


So that makes you half cow?


uh huh


So do you have four stomachs like ur mom?


no, I have two. I'm only half cow.



Wow, thats pretty awesome

You think so?



NO! ha ha ha ha ha


Your so mean crying



cry cowkid! CRY like a little calfbaby!!!


Dont be so mean!!!


NEVER!!!




SMACK


ow. dude. you just smacked me.

yeah I'm sorry

Oh you'll be sorry...

3 hours later

hey Ted

sup Ralph?

nothin much.. you?

just grlling up some hamburgers

Meat looks freah.

it is

how fresh?

it was slaughtered 3 hours ago


Oh really? Sounds like good eating.

yep sure is.

Have you seen little Todd? his dads been lookin for him

Whats he look like?

Well, he look like a half cow.

Oh yeah, i saw him.


How long ago?

about three hours ago

But didnt you get your meat 3 hours ago?

yep.


So your saying that little Todd is..... dead?

yep.


and your about to eat him?

yep.

um. well can I have one?

yep.

Little Todd was annoying.

yep.











Wow that story got weird really fast.. I'm pretty sick to come up with a story like that.. wow thats sad.. I'm a weirdo. Well. now that I have that BEAUTIFUL story in my head I'll guess I'll go to sleep... night all!