me: so Solly, how's the wife?
solly08: ah, you know, always telling me to get home from work to be with her, but who'd wanna be with that horse? if it wasn't for the meatloaf, i'd be gone
solly08: and yours?
me: ah yes her meatloaf biggrin
me: I says to her I says, "Woman, buy me some cream for my bunyuns"
solly08: i'll drink to that!
solly08: hell, i'll drink to anything
me: but my old lady ain't picked up her hearing aids yet, she cain't hear me!
me: I yelled for it
solly08: damn women
me: dagnabbit >(
solly08: these kids today...
me: oy, my bunyuns hurt so much I can't barely get off my tuchis to visit the john
solly08: that's when them new-fangled bed pans come in handy
solly08: whoowee, the time that baby has saved me
me: well yes that would be useful IF MAH WOMAN would clean the bed pan
me: OY
solly08: i hear that
me: she cain't here nothin no more
me: i tells ya!
solly08: this morning i said to my woman, i said, "martha get me my waffles damnit!" and she says "eh?" and i says to her, i says "martha! dagnabit, you're hearin aid!"
solly08: she says to me, she says, "I can't hear ya without my hearin aid". what am i gonna do with her?
me: oh them women >(
solly08: i only married her for the sex
me: ugh. lord know vhy i married that WITCH
solly08: the potroast?
me: ah yes the potroast biggrin
solly08: remember that thanksgiving me and the missus came over? now THAT was a potroast
me: did you try the latkes?
solly08: who didn't try the latkes?
solly08: i put some in the plastic bags in my pockets ya know
solly08: saved em for later
me: ahh good thinking Solly
solly08: i picked up a few things in my time
me: UGH i wish i hyadn't picked her up, you know what i mean Solly?!?! *Laughs in an obnoxious way and then starts coughing*
solly08: hehehe *starts hacking*
solly08: *subsides and sighs* ah, i don't how many more of these we'll have
me: why, i bet if i didn't marry the missus, i'd be living in a mansion right now! Never had children! Married some 20 year old supermodel named Elantra! GOLDEN bed pan!
solly08: you'll hafta excuse me. the john is callin my name and the missus aint taken care of the bedpan yet
solly08: lazy witch
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