I'm bored so I'm gonna psot Chuck Norris jokes xp The things I do for gold that I dont even need any more! W00t, lol domokun
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
When donating blood, Chuck Norris decline the syringe. And instead asks for a gun and a bucket.
In the beggingin there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris round-housed kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job'. That is the story of how the universe came to be.
When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say 'Please'"
The only reason why space is out there, is because it doesnt want to be near Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Texas biggrin
The only reason why the continents split is because they found out Chuck Norris was in North America.
Chuck Norris birthed himself.
Chuck Norris is his own father.
CHuck Norris can actually run so fast, he can punch himself in the back of the head
HAHAAHA, aren't those HILARIOUS?? That's all I can remember right now. I might post more later.
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