Bzz... Bzzt... Bzzzzzzzz-zzz-zzz-zzzz-zzzz-zzz-zz-zzz-zz-ttttttttttttttttttt-ttttttttttt... (the fly landed in the electric fly zapper) sweatdrop
I am proud to announce that I am close to finishing the "Imma" series of short stories! *people glare angrily* *backs into corner* N-now don't worry, I will be writing a new series called "The Genie of the Camera Phone" Starting, hopefully next month. Until then, enjoy this short story! One more short story will follow this one in the "Imma" series. domokun
Fly Story Part 1
Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt... Bzzt, bzzt! *Translation: Hi, Imma fly! Please don't kill me!* Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzzzzzt!!! * Translation: Thanks for not killing me* Bzzt... Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt! Bzzt... *Translation: I will now talk in one of the many human languages, English! *Now where was I? Oh yeah! So, Imma fly so... please don't kill me! "Flies are friends, not guts stuck to your newspaper!" That's my quote of the day! xp
Wow, fly... That was uh... interesting... Umm... Back to the story!
Fly Story Part 2
Yep, you know it was interesting! Yeppers! I am an interesting fly, aren't I? See, this is why you don't kill flies! Flies are friends and can be very entertaining! Umm... what are you doing???
*takes out fly swatter* Oh, nothing... twisted *halo shines above head while devil horns grow on head*
Fly Story Part 3
...Why do you have a *gulp* dreaded swatter??? Please, please let you not have evil intentions! *backs up into crack in wall*
Oh... no reason. And... did u just say "let you not have evil intentions"? What evil intentions are you talking about? I have no evil intentions! I just have a special mission! I have to get rid of the "annoyance".
Fly Story Part 4
*gulp* What annoyance?
Nobody anyone will miss. twisted Its a "small" annoyance.
Fly Story Part 5
You wouldn't hurt a fly with a broken wing would you? Would you? *no answer* *gulp*
*swings fly swatter and misses* stare
Fly Story Part 6
Haha, you missed me! *buzzes angrily about head* Catch ya later, fly hater! I will have my revenge! mad *flys out open window*
Good... The annoyance is gone! Whew... What an interesting day! xd
Fly Story Part 7
The moral of the story? "Flies are annoying pests! But at least they are kind!"
Hope you liked the story! heart
One more story to end the series! It will be exciting and funny and will be written before the end of the month! mrgreen
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