Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

this is a little skit i made up...it shows what happends to ppl who are addicted to computer and video games:

enters boy and girl-
girl: i had a great time tonight.
boy:same here, who knew that chinese food can get so good-winks-.
girl:yeah.
-make out session-
-plops to bed-
-boy starts to halosinate-
boy:woah, this is cool.
girl:insert p***s here.
boy:what did you say?
girl: i love you
boy surprised h!i love you too.
-starts to undress-
girl: level 2 skill required.
boy:what?
girl: i said, lets have it now!!
boy surprised h.


later:
-boy puts condom on-
girl:access denied.
boy:what?
girl: access denied.
boy: but you want to have sex don't you?
girl: p***s unreckonizable.
boy:what?
girl:p***s too small, insert correct p***s.
boy: i did!!
-sticks in-
girl: access denied.
boy: WTF!! access denied?!? Goddammit!!
-boy wakes up-
girl: WTH!! you passed out with your c**k hanging out!!
boy: NO!!!!!!


THE END