One day a girl went looking for the easter Bonzai. She new it was a Bonzai and not a bunny because her macaroni told her so. Then after looking for five years of her time (in human time that's five and a half minutes) she got bored and sat down. Then she heard a voice from a tree nearby say, "Anybody who comes looking for me and gives up on fighting me becomes part of next easters candy." And it's roots wrapped around her pulling her down under the ground to make her into candy. That happened last year and that is the secret to why the candy you've been eating tastes so good. And also why I make my own easter candy. rofl