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ok well here are some quotes that i'm putting on here for no reason at all. biggrin
"The earth and moon are always dancing around each other.. usually, they miss, and what could’ve been an eclipse is just a full moon… each always waiting for the other to find the right position.. where they can finally be together, if only for a few moments… but then it’s over.. and they return to their dance.. waiting for the other for all eternity...” -Me
"There are only two things in this world that can kill a vampire: fire and an army of angry fangirls." -Me
"The 'real' world no longer exists for me. The only world I know right now is the small bubble of space surrounding me and mi amor..." -Me
"Different arcs, different relationships with each other... our ideas have changed, our friends have changed... we've changed... and yet.. we're still the same.." -Me
"Oh my gosh Scarlett I'm so sorry.."
"OMG MY CANARY DIED?!?!?"
"You have a canary?"
"...WELL NOT ANYMORE, IT'S DEAD!!"
Scarlett: "If mommy and daddy come in we'll tell them we were sleep walking and texting and eating and dying--"
Me: "We'll tell them we were sleepdying?"
Scarlett: "...yes biggrin "
"Words can be the strongest sword or the arrow that pierces our heart and makes us weep, but it takes skill to make the words become tender words of joy and love.." -Steven
I opened my eyes and found his open, too, staring at my face. It made no sense when he looked at me that way. Like I was the prize rather than the outrageously lucky winner. Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 2, p.24
"Life seems like it just wants you to wither away into nothingness, but thats not true. It will get better. And if it doesnt... well then we will just have to make it as happy as possible wont we?" -Kuru
"Having wings and a halo doesn't make you an angel. An angel is someone who's willing to make others happy, no matter what the cost." -Me
"You have to mold & shape the young ones (freshies).... or, you have to kill them." -My S.S. teacher
Sikura: "Why are vampires so hawt when they lick things??" Me: "Sikura, vampires are hawt PERIOD." X3
"Dead is so politically incorrect. We prefer the term: Living Impaired." -Fresh Prince of Bel Air
"I have heard the voice of God! And He's telling me to return to my seat and turn off my cell phone!!" -trucklvr15
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -I found it on DeviantART but it's from somewhere else ^^;;
"Ah, that's exactly what I needed to feel better. A healthy dose of hysterical laughter at the expense of some of my favorite fictional characters!" -Me (while reading a hilarious DN fanfic XD )
"I want to live my life carrying all my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them.. And as long as I can keep holding on, someday I'll be strong enough that those memories won't hurt me anymore." -Momiji Sohma
"Never kiss at the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't."
"'I hope you will learn to feel good about yourself' what is that supposed to mean? How are you supposed to find these 'good qualities' i wonder? If the reason you don't feel good about yourself, is that all you can find are qualities you don't like! I don't think you can. Not like that, that's not how it works. I think what it takes is for someone else to say 'I like you'. That's the only way you can truly begin to like yourself. When someone else accepts you, that's when.. you begin to see yourself through their eyes. And you begin to realize that there may actually be many qualities to like about yourself." -Yuki Sohma
"I think we just witnessed a classic example of Misdirected Rage, I believe the technical term is Being an a**." -Shigure Sohma
"There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things. "
"In the craters of the moon, the Europeans see a man, the Japanese see a rabbit, and the fangirls.. well, they see something much more interesting." -DeviantART video
"I have A.D.O.S. Attention Deficit-- Ohhh Shiney!!" -My Aunt XD
"We are pitiless toward happy lovers; we stay there when they have the strongest desire to be alone. They, however, have no need at all of society." -Les Miserables
"Bunny, you're the most depressing ray of sunshine I've ever met." -My friend
"And you feel both safe and vulnerable, wonderful and awful, heartsick and alive all at the same time?" "Yeah, what do you call that?" "Love." -Dan in Real Life
"If you can't beat them, team up with them and destroy everyone else."
"I'm not here to win, I'm just here to make sure everyone else loses."
"But he was torn by the guilt of betraying his friends. Guilt he delt with by...completley forgetting about it! Such are the advantages of a one digit IQ."
"It's a fine line between Love and Heartache and you and I dance on that line every day."
"Just two drops of rain, falling to their death only able to make a ripple in the ocean. If we're just drops, only here to fade away, then let us do it together."
"I'd much rather be in love with you and not be able to see you, than be able to see you and not be in love with you."
"...He always fell back upon this sharp dilemma... To remain in paradise and there become a demon! To re-enter into hell and there become an angel!" -Les Miserables
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?"
"How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?"
"If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?"
"If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?"
"If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?"
"Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"
"If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?"
"If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, 'Everybody get down!', would all the people start dancing?"
"If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?"
"Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?"
"If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling 'Movie! Movie!'?"
"How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?"
"If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?"
"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?"
"Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?"
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!"
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons!
For you are crunchy
And taste good with ketchup
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL IS BROKEN)
"If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head."
"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the celing."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"It takes 34 muscles to frown about what someone says, but only 4 to punch the living crap out of them."
"I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay."
"Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned."
"The two most common elements on Earth are hydrgen and stupidity."
"Whether the glass is half full or half empty, you will still get a drink!"
"Smile and the whole world smiles with you, laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
-A forum somewhere...
"If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!"
-Same forum
"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work."
-someone's sig
"I don't know what my dog's smoking, or where he's getting it, or how I can get some, but its making him act like an idiot."
-My friend
"I'm in a battle of wits, and my opponent is unarmed."
-Um...I forget where I found that...
"If the world didn't suck, then we'd all fall off."
-My friend found it somewhere
"If the world was to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in High School."
-Sky High
 bunnyfan194 · Mon Apr 14, 2008 @ 07:08am · 0 Comments |
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