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AAARRRGGGHHH i had a dream in which i left charlie the stone-age mp3 player on the 199 and then he got shot repeatedly by the terrorist police because they thought he was a bomb. the impact that this had on my mental state cannot be underestimated. when i awoke, i did a load of projectile vomiting, checked that he was, in reality, fine, and then went back to sleep.

i think i should be put in charge of doing the weather forecast on all the channels, because no one else ever gets it right, even with the aid of all their fancy scientific predicting equipment...weather vanes or whatever the heck they use. my predictions for what the weather will be doing are ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, more accurate than the ones on tv. it works like this: if i really don’t want it to be windy and rainy, it will be windy and rainy, and if i really don’t want it to be too hot outside, it will be too hot outside. "there’s going to be snow around the grace’s-house region of london tomorrow," they said. WELL WHERE’S THE ******** SNOW? ’COS IT AIN’T HERE, BUCKO!

i can’t even get over how amazing ’mirror in the bathroom’ is.

in other news, i’m really enjoying ’ready steady go’ by generation x, which is why it’s on my playlist. there’s not much to it, but it’s really ******** enjoyable, you know? that’s probably why i’m enjoying it so much, the fact that it’s really ******** enjoyable. anyway, as you were.