It has been a LONG time since I ordered my tunic and I am MAD!! Link got his tunic the second day and I still don't have mine AND I had to pay. Tonight when the tailor is asleep I am going to steal my money back and embaress him.
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Ok I've taken the money and I'm putting the tailor in one of Princess Zelda's dresses he is suprisingly thin and light. Ok now I'm dragging him to Kakarito Village. Ok now I've hung him from the windmill, it's off right now. Ok I'm done saying ok. "hey, who are you and what are you doing" sais a gaurd captain, "It's the tailor from Hyrule Castle and and he's wearing one of the Princesses dresses!" sais another gaurd, the rest of the gaurds except for the gaurd captain laugh. "quit laughing and get after that guy" sais gaurd captain.
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It's been a couple hours, they are still chasing me and dawn is aproaching, if I don't get away soon they will see and recognize me. "hah it's daylight and I can see him, does anyone recognize him?" sais gaurd captain, "I usually gaurd outside the princesses chambers and I recognicze that as Link's brother Kite, I've just written him down as an outlaw, we are all tired can we leave now, we've chased him nearly to Termina and back" sais the prankster from the night before, "fine" sais gaurd captain.
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It has been two days and I have reached a part of Lost Hyrule known as the Forbidden Forest, I have heard that the outlaw city lies just beyond that hill and when I enter with this wanted sign I should be welcomed greatly as long as none of Link's enemies are here, I shall rub blood into my eyes untill they turn red so that no-one will think twice.
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