21 Things to do in Wal-Mart
1. Take the shopping carts for the express purpose of filling the up and leaving them in the middle of the aisles.
2. Ride those little electric carts in the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time.
4. Start playing hide and seek and see how many people u can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the whole auto department by sampling all the car air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to sword fights with rolls of gift wrap.
7. Leave funny messages in the calculators.
8. Re-dress the mannequins how u want.
9. When there r ppl behind u walk rely slow..especially in the thin aisles.
10. Walk up to employees and say " i think we have a code 3 in the warehouse" and see wat happens.
11. Turn all the radios to a polka station and turn up the volume rely loud.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say " i havent seen u in so long" and see if they play along.
14. Walk through the clothing department and ask out loud " who buys this crap anyway"
15. Ride a display bike through the store and claim that ur test driving it.
16. Follow ppl through aisels and stay like 5 ft away from them until they leave the store.
17. Play soccer with ur friends and use the whole store as ur playing field.
18. Take off ur shoes and ask to return them when they say that ur shoes r not from there say " i thought the customer was always rite"
19. Move the caution wet floor sign to the carpeted sections.
20. Set up a tent in the camping area and tell ppl that u wil only let them in if they bring u pillows.
21.. Randomly throw things in to the next asiels.
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