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The Five Stages of Drunkeness
Stage 1- SMART

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe- you know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2- GOOD LOOKING

This is when you realixe that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART. So you can tald to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3- RICH

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar becuase you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, becuase of course, you are still SMART, so natuarally you will win all bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet becuase you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, becuase now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4- BULLET PROOF

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is becuase nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You heve no fear of losing this battle becuase you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5- INVISIBLE

This is the Final Stage of Drunkeness. At this point you can do anything becuase NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy becuase the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs becuase no one can see or hear you and becuase you're still SMART you know all the words to the song.