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It all started a few minutes ago....

My little sister walked down the hall and was like "There is a BIG spider on the wall!"...I was, of course, skeptical of the size, but decided to investigate anyway. I saw a large black spot on the wall, and when she turned on the light, to my shock and absolute horror, there was a spider the size of a silver dollar with it's legs spred out, perched on the wall at knee level.

"HOLY FREAKEN CRAP!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" I screeched in horror, unable to believe that it was actually real. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! IS THAT REAL?!"

At that moment I made the decision to kill the horrible beast....I grabbed a flat bottemed shoe and proceeded to sneak up on it, but was too scared to get within an inch of it with so much of my hand exposed...Soooo...I did what any genius would do when under the shock of seeing such a terrible beast...I grabbed a shoe box!

I smacked the side of the box against the creature as hard as I could. Surely it HAD to be dead after such a hard blow....But I was horribly mistaken. Out comes the enormous spider, making a run for it towards the heater! I screamed, of course, and then chased after it, striking a second time. This time it fell on the floor and started running towards me. In a panic, I dropped the box on it, my sister peering around the corner telling me it wasn't dead...Sure enough, when I lifted the box it started it's mad dash towards freedom once again, but this time I wasn't gonna let it get away! I dropped the box on it, and my little sister made a heroic move by jumping in the box repeatedly to squish the vile beast out of exsistance once and for all!

And THAT, is our epic tale of survival for the night! Hope you enjoyed!