A congregation was sitting in the pews at church waiting for mass to begin when the devil appeared in the front of the church. Everyone went running for the closest exit. Everyone except an old man who still sat in the pews. The devil came to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
"Yep," replied the old man.
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope," said the old man.
"Don't you know I can kill you with one word?"
"Yep," replied the old man.
"Don't you know that I can make you suffer for all eternity?"
"Yep," replied the old man.
"Don't you know that I can cause you pain and misery for the rest of your life?"
"Yep," replied the old man.
"And you're still not afraid of me?"
"Nope," replied the old man.
By this time the devil was getting really frustrated so he asked the old man, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man looked at the devil and said with a calm voice, "I've been married to your sister for 48 years." blaugh
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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