~~ Greetings.
Welcome to tonight's episode entitled: Um yeah
Opening: -Smoke falls giving an eerie appearance-
Man Announcer: Imagine that you are sailing. Yes like on a ship.
The waves wish and wash against the hard exterior of the creaking hull of the ship. Ok got it in your head?
Good.
Now forget that.
-Audience laughs-
Male Announcer: What? You think that's funny.
Audience: Yeah!
Male Announcer: Ok well here's the show.
Genießen Sie!
-Theme Song-
The show starts out on a dance floor. The room is full of cigarette smoke and the scent of alcohol. Blasting Tokio Hotel is pouring out of the DJ's speakers.
You can hear the chatter of people.
Adela: -Talks loudly to be heard over the music- Let's Get DRUNK!!!!!
Blas: YEAH!!!
Dedrick: Um yeah!
Adela: WHAT!?!?!?
Blas: Yeah, WHAT!?!?!
Dedrick: UM YEAH!
Adela and Blas: WHAT!!!!!
Dedrick:UM -sigh-
This is pointless
Adela and Blas cup their hands behind their ears so that they could hear Dedrick better.
Dedrick: NEVERMIND!!!
Adela: OK!
Blas, still left out from her poor hearing still thinks that they are deciding to get drunk, which they had finished. They weren't.
Blas: DRUNK!!!! YES!!!?
Adela and Dedrick: NOOOO
Blas: Yes? OK I'LL GET SOME BEER
Adela: NOOOOOO!
Blas: Wha?
Dedrick: We don't want to get drunk
By this time Blas was close enough to hear them but was still confused because she wanted to get drunk.
Adela: Let's go to my place.
Blas: Why?
Adela: To get Drunk, duh!
Dedrick had wondered off to score some hot chicks. He failed. Miserably. But Adela and Blas hadn't noticed his sudden departure, so they left to go to Adela's place.
Adela and Blas had gotten into Blas' car and drove off, still forgetting about poor Dedrick. By this time Dedrick had already stole a few too many beer's and was pretty much completely smashed.
Dedrick had approached some girls that looked some what like Blas and Adela but because of him being drunk and all, he couldn't tell the difference.
Dedrick: -Slurred words because of him being drunk- Hi ladies you wanna get tot- totally hammered the bar tender is giving out free um be- um- alcohol.
Faiga: Who are you? Pervert?
Dedrick: Me, your good friend Dedrick.
Lorette: We don't know you.
Dedrick: Are you ham- smashes too?
Lorette: NO!
Faiga: Weirdo.
The two girls walk away, obviously frightened by Dedrick. But stupid Dedrick was still completely positive that the two girls, Faiga and Lorette were Adela and Blas.
He followed them because he though they were going home, which he had forgotten where he lived, because he was drunk.
Faiga and Lorette left the club named Punkettes and started to walk home, having no idea Dedrick was teetering behind them
Faiga: -To Lorette- Holy s**t, I think that pervert followed us!!!
Lorette: -To Faiga- Oh don't be silly no one is behi-
Lorette turns around only to find Dedrick barely standing, following behind them, falling down every few steps.
Lorette: -To Faiga- Holy s**t, what are we gonna do.
Faiga: - To Lorette- I don't know!!!
Lorette: Let's run. He's to drunk to even walk.
Lorette and Faiga take off running down the empty streets. Dedrick, disoriented and just finished puking looked up too see that "Adela and Blas" were running away.
Dedrick: -drunkenly yelling so they would hear- WAITTTT COME BACKKK!
Dedrick had fallen down from his bellowing call and was now laying on a bag of trash. Or several. He was too smashed to figure it out.
Dedrick: FINE!
I'll just sleep here
MEANWHILE
Adela and Blas were pretty hammered themselves and by now had completely forgotten about going to Punkettes. Or Dedrick for that matter.
Adela: Need, sleep.
Blas: -Indecipherable words-
So Adela and Blas slept on the floor for the night and hoped they wouldn't have such a bad hang over in the morning.
Alarm Clock rings
Adela jumps up from the floor at the sudden noise.
Adela: Blas!! BLAS!! Holy s**t. What time is it!
Blas: - Still groggy on account of just waking up- Huh wha?
Adela: What time is it? Where's Ded- DEDRICK!
Blas: Oh my god, where is he? Where did we go last night?
Adela: Um oh erm um.
Blas and Adela desperately think where they were last night to try and find out where Dedrick had ended up.
Adela with her quick chipmunk like thinking reached into her pockets for clues like receipts, anything.
Adela: That's it! Look here's a drink coupon for um, Punkettes?
Blas: That club?
Adela: Yeah I think so...
Blas: Well where the hell is Dedrick then?
Adela: I have no clue
Blas: Well, let's go find him
While Adela and Blas go out on a scavenger hunt for Dedrick, Dedrick was being mistaken for a homeless person. So when he woke up he was covered in loose dollars and coins
Dedrick: What the hell? Dude. What happened.
Dedrick, oh poor Dedrick was yet again talking to himself.
Dedrick: Money? Why?
Dedrick knows nothing else but to pick up the money, so he does.
Well Adela and Blas arrive at the Club they went to last night and asked the bouncer if he'd seen Dedrick. He hadn't. So they decided to ask the bar tender. He did remember something. . .
Fuzzy The Bartender: Um well ladies I right saw him leave with two girls very much like ya' selves.
Adela: Was he. . .'Groping' at them?
Adela said worried that he went off with some high end ____, well I'll let you fill in the blank.
Fuzzy: Oh no, none of that sort. He was just following 'em. I found it a wee bit odd.
Adela: Did he say where he was going?
Fuzzy: No that I can recollect.
Adela: Hmmm Ok.
Blas: Know anyone else that might have seen him?
Fuzzy: Not really, my shift ended when he left.
Blas: Ok thanks.
Adela: -To Blas- Well that was pointless.
Adela and Blas turn around and head for the door.
Adela: Now what?
Just as Adela had said that none other then drunk a** Dedrick rounded the corner.
Blas: Dedrick! What the hell happened. And why are you carrying money?
Dedrick: Hey don't ask me, how should I know?
Adela: What? That's it?
Dedrick: I guess.
Blas: Now what?
Dedrick: Hey I got 20 dollars here!
Adela: Let's go get drunk.
Dedrick: Hey yeah, at this rate, we can get a WII!
The end.
Hope you enjoyed my craziness.
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