i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally have to pee right now, but the lights in the bathroom won't go on. and its a really dark creepy bathroom with a flowing shower curtain and an window with a ladder right next to it, oh and did i mention its like pitch black except for one flickery nightlight! nnn...i really have to gooooooo, badly! but my bathroom reminds me of that one room in the horror movies, you know that one room that you're practically screaming in your head "Don't go in! DON"T" or "haha, yes thats right walk right in and face your horrid uneccesary death...haha" (depends on personality) to that one stupid horror flick character who has to wander into a darkest place by themselves in the whole damn movie! so yeah, thats what going through my head all the possible ways i could be brutally killed in that bathroom and i'll be damned if i die on a toilet with my pants around my ankles!!!!! NO! i can hold it!...................................................................................OH! goddamit! stupid parents teaching me humility! my pride is too inflated! if it wasn't i'd just go in the sink or something oh, and there's a perfectally good tree outside...why couldn't i have been raised by wolves????
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