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Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew


- Learn to work the toilet seat, your a big girl, if it's up put it down.



- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



- Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as why the Yankees piss him off, Georgia football, or which centerfold looks the best.

- Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

- Shopping is not sport.

- Anything you wear is fine. Really.

- You have enough clothes and too many shoes.

- Crying is blackmail and yes...it works, but don't expect us to like it!

- Your ex-boyfriend is always an idiot!

- Simply ask for what you want, subtle hints are to difficult.



- Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.



- Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of fifty would look good with your dress?



- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.



- Foreign films are best left to foreigners.



- Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.



- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived!



- Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. smile



- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to roleplay as soap

opera guys.



- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.



- Let us observe. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?



- Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.



- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.



- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.



- Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.



- Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it just like you do.



- ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is!



- Understand that if it itches, it will be scratched.



- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



- Finally, we are not mind readers and we never will be. Please understand our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.