One day a $1 and a $20 bill were moving down a conveyer belt on their way to be retired in a furnise. As they moved along they struck up a conversation.
"I have been to Las Vagas, New Orleans, Disney World, and even on a Carribean cruise," said the $20 bill.
"Wow," admired the $1 bill, "you've had an adventurous life!"
"Yeah I have," agreed the $20 bill. "Where have you been in your lifetime?"
"To church," replied the $1 bill.
"What's church?" asked the $20 bill.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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