A debt collector went to get the payment on a loan he had given. When he knocked on the door of the house a woman answered and he asked her, "Is Frank home?"
"No," the woman replied, "he's gone for cotton."
The next day the debt collector visited the house again. Once again the woman answered the door. "Is Frank home?" he asked.
"No," replied the woman, "he's gone for cotton."
The next day the debt collector visited the house again and again the woman answered the door. "Let me guess, Frank is gone for cotton," he sighed.
"No," said the woman, "Frank died yesterday." Not believing this, the debt collector waited a few days and then went to the grave yard to find Frank's tomb stone. Sure enough, there it was! The tomb stone read, "Gone but not for-cotten."
Okay that was really cheesy! sweatdrop
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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